Well, we all hate spams. I too hate spams. But it seems that there is no stopping to these spams. These spams seems to have invaded my mailbox. Now, in the last weeek or two, I have received some of the most shocking spams. Today in this post, I am going to share some of those spams publicly. Just go through these spams and see how it has all been penned down to tickle one's brain.
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The latest spam received on 6th Oct, 2009

From Yasirah Bare -

Dearest,
My dear I am writing this mail with tears and sadness and pains. I know it will come to you as a suprise since we haven't known or come across each other before, but kindly bear with me at this moment. I have a special reason why I decided to contact you. My situation at hand is miserable but I trust in God and hope you will be of my help. My name is Yasirah Ibrahima Baré 25years old girl and I held from Republic of Niger the daughter of Late General Ibrahim Baré Maïnassara the former President of the Republic of Niger who was ambushed and killed by dissident soldiers at the military airport in the capital, Niamey with his driver and a former Prefect.. You can see more detail about my late father here

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/april/9/newsid_2463000/2463927.stm

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment which I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to travel to Europe, but she hide away my international passport and other valuable documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father's File which contained important documents. I am presently staying in the Mission camp in Burkina Faso.

I am seeking for longterm relationship and investment assistance. My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of USD$5.8 Million in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I had contacted the Bank to clear the deposit but the Branch Manager told me that being a refugee, my status according to the local law does not authorize me to carry out the operation. However, he advised me to provide a trustee who will stand on my behalf. I had wanted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but I am afraid that she will not offer me anything after the release of the money. Therefore, I decide to seek for your help in transferring the money into your bank account while I will relocate to your country and settle down with you. I have my fathers death certificate and the account number which I will give you as soon as you indicated your interest to help me.

It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your assistance and the balance shall be my investment in any profitable venture which you will recommend to me as have no any idea about foreign investment. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.

Thanking you a lot in anticipation of your quick response. I will send you my photos in my next email.

Yours Sincerely
Yasirah Ibrahima Bare
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This spam received on Sep22,2009

My Dearest one .
How are you doing i hope you are feeling fine?It was very great when i got your profiles and i felt a great interested on you which really gave me a nice pleasure to communicate with you if you will have the same feelings with me contact me so that i will send you my pictures and tell you more about me as soon as i read from you i wish you best of all of good luck and have a nice day as i am waiting to hear from you soonest.yours lovely one to be. Victoria.

I am miss Tracy,i do pray that this email meets you well,Though we haven't met or seen each other before but i believe that nature has a way of Bringing people together for a Particular Purpose.if you need a female friend or pen pal.contact me back
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This spam received on Sep12,2009

From Elvira Ninita

Good Day

However l will like you to be considerate in reading this, with trust l decided to get in touch with you ,l am Mrs. Elvira Ninita from Fiji Island, my husband was top government official before his death due to heart attack, because of government problem with new ruling government about financial fund. Before his death he told me that he made a deposit of fund ($5.470 000 00) Five Million Four Hundred and seventy Thousand in a security company, which the content of the box was not disclose to security company to secure the money in the box and the country have political.crisis for years now. When he deposited the box he declared to security company the content of the box was family Valuables and it belongs to his foreign partner.

Now, my main reason of contacting you is to assist me to claim this box from the security company and be in partnership in investing this money in your country, also in my next mail I will send to you all the details of these transactions and also the contact of the security company.

Hoping to see your reply.
Mrs Elvira Ninita
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I swear, I do not know anyone from these people. How did they get my email id - is still puzzling me :(