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And Mrs. Smith fainted !
Sunday, February 07, 2010
Posted by ASWANI

It is a story about Smith family who were facing a big problem. They needed a right solution to their problem and so...please read below ;)
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife good-bye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ‘Good morning, Ma’am’, he said, ‘I’ve come to…’
‘Oh, no need to explain,’ Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, ‘I’ve been expecting you.’
‘Have you really?’ said the photographer. ‘Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my specialty?’
‘Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat !.
After a moment she asked, blushing, ‘Well, where do we start?’
‘Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.’
Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and me!’
‘Well, Ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.’
‘My, that’s a lot!’, gasped Mrs. Smith.
‘Ma’am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be in and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.’
‘Don’t I know it,’ said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ‘This was done on the top of a bus,’ he said.
‘Oh, my God!’ Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
‘And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.’
‘She was difficult?’ asked Mrs. Smith.
‘Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look’
‘Four and five deep?’ said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
‘Yes’, the photographer replied. ‘And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.’
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. ‘Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh…equipment?’
‘It’s true, Ma’am, yes.. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.’
‘Tripod?’
‘Oh yes, Ma’am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big to be held in the hand very long.’
Mrs.Smith fainted !
LOL ;)
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February 7, 2010 8:49 PM
Very Funny Mr. Sexy Writer :-P
February 7, 2010 8:53 PM
Always listen to what other people have before jumping to conclusions
February 7, 2010 9:01 PM
hahaha..thanks karthik ;)
February 7, 2010 9:06 PM
Thanks bro..yes, a sexy lesson for everyone ;)
February 7, 2010 11:40 PM
lol........ one should listen to others before coming to any conclusion .
February 8, 2010 12:02 AM
Kya baat hain...Yes, people should know it ;)
February 8, 2010 12:37 AM
That was great! Thanks for the Sunday morning chuckle. :-D
February 8, 2010 1:16 AM
very funny :)
February 8, 2010 7:38 AM
You are welcome..Anne :)
February 8, 2010 7:38 AM
Thanks:-D
February 9, 2010 8:41 PM
o-oh! poor lady...haha! what's more funny is...this happens! Though not really exactly that way, but on how people jumps into conclusion without verifying. tsk!
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February 9, 2010 9:29 PM
hahah..Jennie..Yes, Poor Lady ;) Ok, I will surely check out your site.. no probs :)
February 10, 2010 3:59 PM
the last time i came across "Mr & Mrs Smith" was when brad pit & angelina jolie acted in the movie by the same name, i didn't know that they're planning to have a baby now as they were trying to kill each other the last time.
anyway good story here, it's always the sexual connotation eh? it reminded me of a true story which i read somewhere sometime ago about a husband who on a daily basis leave for work early in the morning leaving the wife still in bed. One day one stranger crept into the house and slept with the wife and the latter embraced the stranger thinking that it was the husband who came back to sleep with her. By the time she realised it, it was too late as the stranger had his fill of his lust and the only thing she could do was to kick the stranger out of bed when she later realised that his body smell was a bit different. I don't know what happened after that but sometime it's okay to have some distinctive body odour eh? Later on i believe Mr Smith was the one who fainted after hearing about the matter.
February 10, 2010 4:16 PM
hahahaha..bro, that was so funny :-D
February 11, 2010 12:26 AM
very funny ..from where u get this...thnx 4 sharing
February 11, 2010 12:27 AM
Mr Aswani, are u going out of track? anyway nice post..fun to read ...http://easterndish.blogspot.com/2010/02/14-fat-burner-foods-to-reduce-fat.html
February 11, 2010 7:50 AM
Yeah..out of track..on a funny track :-P
I am happy that you liked it :-D
February 11, 2010 7:51 AM
I got if from one of my friends..in an email :)
February 11, 2010 7:04 PM
I'm still laughing...the last line just stop my breath for a moment. Very funny and killer too. :-P
February 11, 2010 10:01 PM
hahaha..thanks Arafat :-D
February 14, 2010 9:06 PM
That was very Funny really ! :)
February 14, 2010 9:33 PM
It really is..haha9
February 14, 2010 9:33 PM
Yes Niharika..it really is..hahaha :-D