Well, you will love these. At least…those who are working professionals, surely gonna love these. These quotes have been selectively chosen by me and I must say, these are quite witty and at times, very humorous too. One more thing, these are best suited for the office environment. Hope you will like reading it…
  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
  • Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you the job security.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
  • Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
  • A person who smiles in the face of adversity…probably has a scapegoat.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, try management.
  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  • TEAMWORK…means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  • The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  • Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
  • We waste time, so you don’t have to.
  • Hang in there, retirement is only 30 years away.
  • Go the extra mile. It makes your Boss look like an incompetent slacker.
  • A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
  • When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
  • INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
  • Succeed in spite of management.
  • Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.